Beer Whore

by Herd Of Wasters

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released October 4, 2012

All songs written and performed by Herd of Wasters.
Bart Dutchak - Drums
Kris Webb - Guitar and vocals
Andy Kesslar - Bass and vocals
Mastered By, Mixed By, Recorded By – Jeff Barrett

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Herd Of Wasters Saskatoon, Saskatchewan

Bart Dutchak - Drums
Andy Kesslar - Bass
Kris Webb - Guitar
The Herd of Wasters started up in early 2011 as a bit of a joke band, poking fun at society, singing about juvenile things and having a good time (see the debut album). Since then they have concentrated on bringing about awareness with social issues, sexism, politics and human rights but kept some of their well known quirky humor. ... more

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Track Name: Cosmo Syndrome
I want big tits
And I want a fat dick
I don't want no zits
Shot me full of that cortisone

I want big lips
So I can sucks on dicks
Come on baby
Give me some of that collagen

I need surgery
I'm not happy with me
And as you can see
I don't wanna be me

I want a vagina
Turn me inside out
I wanna stuff shit in there
When the pigs come floatin about

I don't want me fat
Someone take it back
Stapled stomach
Only fits three cheeseburgers
Track Name: Beer Whores
What you need I'll get for you
I'm old enough to buy your brew
I'm on the streets I'll prowl on you

I'm 43 and you're 15
But I got what you need
But know you gotta do something for me

Beer whores, beer whores
I'll buy you beer so you'll stay near
Beer whores, beer whores
Sit on it while you take another sip

I'm out there every day
Cops look the other way
Well they got better shit to do

Pay your debts unto me
You look young but lots of fun
Out in my van I'm coming for you
Track Name: DTC
It was Tuesday night and wanna get wasted
and i think I might get a little bit hasty
Get into a fight, slam on my 40
Maybe some drugs, get a little yayo in me

I'm heading downtown tonight
Heading home tonight
Hang with the good old boys
Always willing to help ya
Unless you're a scrub stay the fuck out of my home

Selling drugs, sniffing glue
Drinking brew, no time for you
I remember the time
Teske fucked the Cecil whore