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Cosmo Syndrome
02:12
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I want big tits
And I want a fat dick
I don't want no zits
Shot me full of that cortisone
I want big lips
So I can sucks on dicks
Come on baby
Give me some of that collagen
I need surgery
I'm not happy with me
And as you can see
I don't wanna be me
I want a vagina
Turn me inside out
I wanna stuff shit in there
When the pigs come floatin about
I don't want me fat
Someone take it back
Stapled stomach
Only fits three cheeseburgers
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Beer Whores
00:53
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What you need I'll get for you
I'm old enough to buy your brew
I'm on the streets I'll prowl on you
I'm 43 and you're 15
But I got what you need
But know you gotta do something for me
Beer whores, beer whores
I'll buy you beer so you'll stay near
Beer whores, beer whores
Sit on it while you take another sip
I'm out there every day
Cops look the other way
Well they got better shit to do
Pay your debts unto me
You look young but lots of fun
Out in my van I'm coming for you
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DTC
01:36
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It was Tuesday night and wanna get wasted
and i think I might get a little bit hasty
Get into a fight, slam on my 40
Maybe some drugs, get a little yayo in me
I'm heading downtown tonight
Heading home tonight
Hang with the good old boys
Always willing to help ya
Unless you're a scrub stay the fuck out of my home
Selling drugs, sniffing glue
Drinking brew, no time for you
I remember the time
Teske fucked the Cecil whore
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4. |
Cherovan Apartments
01:45
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Herd Of Wasters Saskatoon, Saskatchewan
Bart Dutchak - Drums
Andy Kesslar - Bass
Kris Webb - Guitar
Forming in early 2011, these overaged adolescents got
drunk and recorded an album about their hatred of Michael Graves, stupid made up drinking games, and other nonsense bullshit. Since then, they (slowly) matured and focused on writing about sexism, politics, human rights and more people they hate.
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